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  • What Kind Of Devil Magic Have the Wild Performed On Vinnie Hinostroza?


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    Tom Schreier

    According to hockey lore, the Minnesota Wild spawned from the seventh ring of hell at the turn of the century. 

    Y2K caused hell to freeze. The stir-crazy sinners needed entertainment, so they created a hockey team that trapped their fans in a Sisyphusian loop. They would always win in the regular season and lose in the first round of the playoffs.

    Minnesota’s Man-Bear-Pigs became a heinous creature that fostered hope in November and despair in April. They’re forever good enough to make the playoffs but can’t beat the league’s best teams in a series. As a result, they never have good enough picks to add the high-end talent they need to contend. 

    They push the rock up the hill for seven months, only to watch it fall after seven games.

    The Wild’s road to perdition started this year when they told Jesper Wallstedt to rent an apartment in the Twin Cities. However, they couldn’t keep him on the team because it’s almost impossible to carry three goalies. He’s only played two games with Minnesota and has an 88.1% save percentage in 21 games with the Iowa Wild. 

    Minnesota brought Kirill Kaprizov back from injury for a 4-0 loss to the nameless Utah team in late January, only to shut him down the next day. He underwent the knife for a groin injury, and Bill Guerin recently said he doesn’t know how long Kaprizov will be out.

    Matt Boldy and Marco Rossi are Minnesota’s leading scorers in Kaprizov’s absence. The Wild have Boldy on a long-term contract, but they’ve hesitated to commit to Rossi. After Joel Eriksson Ek’s injury, Rossi is Minnesota’s only viable top-six center. 

    The Wild could turn to Ryan Hartman, whom they extended for three years, $12 million two offseasons ago. However, Hartman is serving an eight-game suspension for smashing Tim Stützle’s head into the ice. He probably would have served less time, but he has thrown a stick at the refs and slew-footed Alex DeBrincat.

    Still, the Wild inspire hope as the eternal flames of damnation engulf you as you sip your morning latte. They beat the Dallas Stars after Kaprizov initially suffered his injury and the Colorado Avalanche to curtail a mid-January losing streak. They came out of the 4 Nations break with a come-from-behind win over the Detroit Red Wings.

    Minnesota’s latest devil magic is turning Vinnie Hinostroza into a secondary scorer.

    After suffering myriad injuries this season, the Wild turned to the AHL’s leading scorer for some offensive insurance. Hinostroza didn’t have a goal in 13 games with the Nashville Predators when Minnesota claimed him off waivers on February 5. However, he has three in his first six games with the Wild. 

    Hinostroza had two in 26 games with the Buffalo Sabres two years ago and one in 14 games with the Pittsburgh Penguins last season. Hartman’s childhood buddy has heated up in his absence. Hinostroza is starting to look like the player he was in 2018-19 when he scored 16 goals for the Arizona Coyotes and in 2021-22 when he had 13 in Buffalo.

    The Wild have bargained with the devil before. 

    They turned one of their young fans into a franchise cornerstone. Brock Faber had seven goals total with the Gophers and 27 points in his final college season. However, he averages eight goals and 33 points per 82 games in the NHL. Joel Eriksson Ek averaged six goals in his first four seasons, scored 19 in his fifth, and 30 last year. Rossi had no goals in his first 21 games and 21 in the past two seasons.

    Minnesota might need to sell its soul again. It must keep Kaprizov healthy and set Wallstedt up to join Filip Gustavsson in net next season. It needs Hartman to be Elmer’s glue, not Elmer Fudd. 

    However, groin injuries are complicated. Sometimes, players can play through the pain; other times, it saps their production. Maybe Kaprizov wanted to test it before undergoing the knife. Wallstedt has had a mental reset and an 88.9% save percentage since January 25. Perhaps Hartman’s latest suspension is a wake-up call.

    Good intentions pave the road to perfection. Wild always push the rock up the hill. The momentum occasionally stalls, but they usually keep it moving. Sometimes, they strike fear like John Looney; sometimes, they act like Looney Toons. Still, they always captivate our attention.

    One day, the Wild may push their rock over the hill. However, everyone will sweat it out until then because there’s always a little too much heat around a team that plays on a sheet of ice.

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    It's not just the Wild, it's every major Minnesota pro sports team.  This may be the Land of 10,000 Lakes, but there is definitely something wicked in the waters.  Check out the '91 SC game 7, to only be followed by the team pulling up roots and transplanting in Texas shortly after with a Lord Stanley cup raising.  Or your '98 Vikings where they dominated the season, only let that rock slip based on an entire controversy of poor decisions late in the playoff game, followed by the Vikings being the hospice of aging QB's.  The Twins wins in 87 and 91 were pure flukes.  How about the re-signing of local pretty boy Mauer and his partner Morneau to lucrative MLB contracts, to have then perpetually injured and we are left with only a few car dealerships bearing the former's name.  Add insult to injury, the Minnesota tax payers have footed the bill for several billion dollar stadiums.  Welcome to Minnesota, where everything is good enough to get by, but not good enough to be the Champion apparently.  The only team I follow anymore is the Wild, and that will be questionable after the next few seasons too.  Wild will need to take everything they can get or muster up, but in the end, will it be enough?  Wild need more than Hino to overcome the odds.  

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    Hearing rumblings of getting Nyquist back.  No confirmed trade as of yet.  After the last few games, the broken down shells of Havlat, Heatley, and Vanek would be worth trying at this point.

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    3 hours ago, hydguy75 said:

    It's not just the Wild, it's every major Minnesota pro sports team.  This may be the Land of 10,000 Lakes, but there is definitely something wicked in the waters.  Check out the '91 SC game 7, to only be followed by the team pulling up roots and transplanting in Texas shortly after with a Lord Stanley cup raising.  Or your '98 Vikings where they dominated the season, only let that rock slip based on an entire controversy of poor decisions late in the playoff game, followed by the Vikings being the hospice of aging QB's.  The Twins wins in 87 and 91 were pure flukes.  How about the re-signing of local pretty boy Mauer and his partner Morneau to lucrative MLB contracts, to have then perpetually injured and we are left with only a few car dealerships bearing the former's name.  Add insult to injury, the Minnesota tax payers have footed the bill for several billion dollar stadiums.  Welcome to Minnesota, where everything is good enough to get by, but not good enough to be the Champion apparently.  The only team I follow anymore is the Wild, and that will be questionable after the next few seasons too.  Wild will need to take everything they can get or muster up, but in the end, will it be enough?  Wild need more than Hino to overcome the odds.  

    What a sad commentary, probably all true, but sad never-the-less. I guess as Minnesota sports fans, we just have to embrace the suck and stay true to our teams or just bail.

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    I've liked Vinnie so far. Hope he can keep up his performance, he's been noticeable and impacting the game. Really unexpected but definitely welcome.

    With the Nyquist pickup, I'm interested in seeing what the lines will be tomorrow.

     

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    Jiricek up, while Khusnutdinov and Ohgren sent down.  Seems to be due to waiver shenanigans that protect the players from getting sniped.  The sad thing is neither are dominating in any area.  Sending them down isn't the worst thing.  Ohgren still seems like "too good for AHL, not good enough for NHL."  

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    1 hour ago, Citizen Strife said:

    Jiricek up, while Khusnutdinov and Ohgren sent down.  Seems to be due to waiver shenanigans that protect the players from getting sniped.  The sad thing is neither are dominating in any area.  Sending them down isn't the worst thing.  Ohgren still seems like "too good for AHL, not good enough for NHL."  

    It could be really good for both of them to finish the season up in the A. With any luck they will bring some confidence with them into next season. However, I'd rather see NOJO in the pressbox and let Ohgren work through the growing pains. I'm sure cap issues won't allow that though. 

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    Mojo has protections in his contract.  Khusnutdinov doesn't not.  Also, Khusnutdinov averaging .10-.15 PPG all year is on him.  He and Ohgren haven't really fared any better at offense.  They've had chances and only have sub .20 PPG to show for it.  Mojo's going to be thrown to the wolves when the season ends.

    The team has a LOT of offensive problems.  If Nyquist helps, he helps.  

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    Kush has confidence in is puck handling and decision making skills in the last 7 games or so. Stick him in NoNo or Zuccerallo's spot. Send NoNo to the press box where he belongs. Kush is a up and coming player. Why piss him off in Iowa?

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    9 minutes ago, RedLake said:

    Devils up 3-1 against the yotes with 6:57 left in the third. Helping the Mild out tonight.

    Mis-spell the WILD again and you get banned from here. 

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    15 hours ago, RedLake said:

    Kush has confidence in is puck handling and decision making skills in the last 7 games or so. Stick him in NoNo or Zuccerallo's spot. Send NoNo to the press box where he belongs. Kush is a up and coming player. Why piss him off in Iowa?

    Apparently, if he plays too many games, he has some weird waiver rule that means other teams can poach him.  The guess here is they aren't exactly winning with Khusnutdinov and Ohgren, so get them down in Iowa so they can beat up on lower league people.

    If Hynes felt Khusnutdinov was capable of 2nd line center over Gaudreau, he would put him there.  Gaudreau has 26 points, Khusnutdinov has 7.  Sorry, but Freddy gets dibs on this.  Gaudreau has more to offer offensively and has shown it.  Khusnutdinov is a defensively responsible 3rd/4th swing guy right now.  No shame in it, but the team needs offense right now.  Gaudreau has more to offer than Khusnutdinov is right now, and maybe ever will.  If Khusnutdinov isn't even winning faceoffs or helping the PK or doing the little things, what is Hynes supposed to do?  He's put Rossi on the 1st and 2nd lines pretty much all seasons because Rossi is better than all of them.  It's pretty simple.  Hynes isn't going to hold someone down if they are a better fit, and has shown a willingness to mix lines.

    This is one of those, "WHY ISN"T BECKMAN ON 2ND LINE THINGS" all over again.  

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    4th line or no, 7 points in 57 games doesn't absolve a player from being sent down if they are "learning the ropes."  You want to quibble about other players?  That make total sense.  But Khusnutdinov isn't even beating out Gaudreau, much less Rossi or Ek.  That's life.  Coaches have to win games.  This team is trying to make the playoffs, not trying to let young players play and figure out their shit and screw up.

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    On 3/1/2025 at 10:16 AM, hydguy75 said:

    It's not just the Wild, it's every major Minnesota pro sports team. 

    Big 4 sure, but at least the Lynx have been successful in the W!

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    19 hours ago, Citizen Strife said:

    4th line or no, 7 points in 57 games doesn't absolve a player from being sent down if they are "learning the ropes."  You want to quibble about other players?  That make total sense.  But Khusnutdinov isn't even beating out Gaudreau, much less Rossi or Ek.  That's life.  Coaches have to win games.  This team is trying to make the playoffs, not trying to let young players play and figure out their shit and screw up.

    Apparently Nudie doesn't require waivers so he won't get sniped by another team. It's a cap saving more with a 4th liner. No bigs...

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    On 3/1/2025 at 8:38 PM, Citizen Strife said:

    Mojo has protections in his contract.  Khusnutdinov doesn't not.  Also, Khusnutdinov averaging .10-.15 PPG all year is on him.  He and Ohgren haven't really fared any better at offense.  They've had chances and only have sub .20 PPG to show for it.  Mojo's going to be thrown to the wolves when the season ends.

    The team has a LOT of offensive problems.  If Nyquist helps, he helps.  

    Does NoJo have a No Move Clause or a No Trade Clause? In other words: can he be sent to the A (Iowa)?

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    On 3/1/2025 at 8:28 PM, RedLake said:

    Why send Kush to the corn fields? He could easily take nono's spot on line 2. 

    NoJo's one of BG's boys. 😞 

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