Wild Coach Mike Yeo: Goals Are Real

Through a partnership with Wikileaks, we here at Hockey Wilderness, receive emails from reporters around the country with reports they have filed that their editors deem to be unfit for publication. Sometimes, it is a numbers game. A newspaper only has some many column inches to work with, TV news only has so much airtime and so on. Those stories normally fall by the way side, and are quickly forgotten.

Some become the stuff of legend after falling into the hands of conspiracy theorists or late night television on the History Channel. Regardless, some things are simply too difficult to believe without seeing them first hand.

Today, we bring you a report from the Associated Press that could rock the very foundations of Minnesota hockey. Some discoveries are simply too much for some readers, so we suggest that readers with squeemish stomachs and or those with heart conditions not proceed past the jump. Viewer discretion is advised.

With the warning issued, here is the latest article received from a terrified young reporter at the Associated Press.

Few can guess what the outcome will be if and when the Wild players are shown this video. There may be confusion, or fear. Some may feel disgusted, while others leave enthralled. The questions remain: If coach Yeo has this mythical footage, why did it choose him? And more importantly, what does he plan to do with it?

(Stick tap to Mr. Mike Bennett for this wonderful piece of humor.)