By Christopher Boyd -
Here's my picks for goal songs for each player on the team:
The Forwards
Reasoning: When a defense-first PKer scores, clearly there's something supernatural in the air.
Reasoning: uh, check the band name dude.
Reasoning: Fontaine->FonTrain-> Crazy Train
Reasoning: Granny is wild, and he is young.
Reasoning: There was only ever one choice.
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Reasoning: Haula b egins with a what? That's right.
Reasoning: He comes from the land of the ice and snow.
Reasoning: There was only ever one choice.
Reasoning: We'll be hearing it a lot. It comes on and we say: "whelp here it goes AGAIN"
Reasoning: When Pommer gets his snipe on, it's just like the Old West
Reasoning: Porter, Port, Beer.
Reasoning: Dream Theater Shreds
Reasoning: With how much hate he gets, how could it NOT be this?
Reasoning:
The Defensemen
Reasoning: With how Brodin skates, he could strut all day long.
Reasoning: Dumba's got a BOMB of a shot.
Reasoning: Folin is called "Thor." What is Thor's weapon?
Reasoning: GOOSE-tav Olofsson. And the real star of Top Gun is???
Reasoning: He's from around here, isn't he?
Reasoning: Reilly Coyote
Reasoning: Again, there was only one choice here.
Reasoning: He just can't stop Spurging!
Reasoning: If Suter is scoring, he probably made a deal with the devil. #2in14
The Goalies
Reasoning: If Backstrom is scoring, we're probably already asking this question.
Reasoning: He's a midnight toker.
Reasoning: If you're letting a goalie score, you're probably on hash.
Historical Picks
Andrew Brunette:
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Reasoning: This, I think, represents Bruno's message to the PP.
Brent Burns:
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Reasoning: The video even has a PICTURE of him!
Dany Heatley:
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Reasoning: Should be obvious... Heatley ain't quick.
Marian Gaborik
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Reasoning: Seemed like Gabby was always shattered.
Clayton Stoner:
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Reasoning: Figure it out!
Pierre-Marc Bouchard:
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Reasoning: Spin-o-rama indeed!
Matt Cooke:
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Reasoning: Pretty sure this is what Cooke listened to before most games. I have it on good authority.
Kyle Brodziak:
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Reasoning: Of course he'll score on a breakaway... SOMEDAY, I suppose.
Well, what do you think, Wilderness? Have any ideas for personalized goal songs of your own? Any violent disagreements over my picks? Heck, make a list of your own in the fanposts and link it below!
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