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  • Operation Mongoose: Picking the Wild's New Goal Song(s)


    Here's my picks for goal songs for each player on the team:

    The Forwards

    Reasoning: When a defense-first PKer scores, clearly there's something supernatural in the air.


    Reasoning: uh, check the band name dude.


    Reasoning: Fontaine->FonTrain-> Crazy Train


    Reasoning: Granny is wild, and he is young.


    Reasoning: There was only ever one choice.

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    Reasoning: Haula b egins with a what? That's right.


    Reasoning: He comes from the land of the ice and snow.


    Reasoning: There was only ever one choice.


    Reasoning: We'll be hearing it a lot. It comes on and we say: "whelp here it goes AGAIN"


    Reasoning: When Pommer gets his snipe on, it's just like the Old West


    Reasoning: Porter, Port, Beer.



    Reasoning: Dream Theater Shreds

    Reasoning: With how much hate he gets, how could it NOT be this?





    The Defensemen

    Reasoning: With how Brodin skates, he could strut all day long.


    Reasoning: Dumba's got a BOMB of a shot.


    Reasoning: Folin is called "Thor." What is Thor's weapon?


    Reasoning: GOOSE-tav Olofsson. And the real star of Top Gun is???

    Reasoning: He's from around here, isn't he?


    Reasoning: Reilly Coyote


    Reasoning: Again, there was only one choice here.

    Reasoning: He just can't stop Spurging!

    Reasoning: If Suter is scoring, he probably made a deal with the devil. #2in14


    The Goalies

    Reasoning: If Backstrom is scoring, we're probably already asking this question.


    Reasoning: He's a midnight toker.

    Reasoning: If you're letting a goalie score, you're probably on hash.


    Historical Picks

    Andrew Brunette:

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    Reasoning: This, I think, represents Bruno's message to the PP.

    Brent Burns:

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    Reasoning: The video even has a PICTURE of him!

    Dany Heatley:

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    Reasoning: Should be obvious... Heatley ain't quick.

    Marian Gaborik

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1BjQYQ5p2Ko" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Reasoning: Seemed like Gabby was always shattered.

    Clayton Stoner:

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/thifYDl07IE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Reasoning: Figure it out!

    Pierre-Marc Bouchard:

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/QnABC0b1gCI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Reasoning: Spin-o-rama indeed!

    Matt Cooke:

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    Reasoning: Pretty sure this is what Cooke listened to before most games. I have it on good authority.

    Kyle Brodziak:

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    Reasoning: Of course he'll score on a breakaway... SOMEDAY, I suppose.



    Well, what do you think, Wilderness? Have any ideas for personalized goal songs of your own? Any violent disagreements over my picks? Heck, make a list of your own in the fanposts and link it below!

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