Hockey Wilderness Super Double Secret Rumor Generator

We also enjoy that there is a site out there where people pay their hard earned money to have a man pick names out of a hat and throw together a rumor to entertain them. No one ever seems to admit to visiting the site, yet the guy continues to make a pretty good living running the site. Le sigh.

In the spirit of good sportsmanship, but mostly just to poke fun at the rumor mill establishment and entertain ourselves, we introduce the Hockey Wilderness Rumor Generator. With the high speed and high tech systems at our disposal, we here at HW will take the smallest bit of random information and tell you exactly what it means.

For more information on this high tech piece of equipment, make the jump.

In order to sell us this fine product, the inventor of the generator (MBennett) showed us this example of how well it works:

The generator seems to work on a "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" type engine, but we are not nearly smart enough to crack the devious code used by Mr. Bennett in his design.

In order to handle and process the expected flood of information, we have set up a new email address for you to send your secret tips into us.

HWRumors(at)hotmail(dot)com

Here is what we need from you to have a rumor generated:

1. Your name
2. Your Hockey Wilderness ID (if you have one)
3. Your juicy tidbit (not a rumor, we need just the "facts")