Hockey Wilderness Rumor Generator 2000: The Second Act

This morning, when MBennett and I went in to the room to see why the HWRG2000 had not been sending out the rumors as we had hoped, we were floored. As we entered the room, there was a strong odor of Aqua Velva, and there were pieces of the Denver Post scattered about.

The only hint the HWRG2000 could give us was on the small screen that usually reports errors in inputs. For some reason it just kept flashing "Forsberg." It really was odd. If anyone has any clues as to who may have been tampering with the HWRG2000, please let us know.

This technology has already fallen prey to BizNasty and now to a seemingly random burglar bent on bringing back the glory days of a franchise in Colorado. We need a better lock, I think.

You can submit tips anonymously, or send in your "fact" based information to HWRumors(at)Hotmail(dot)com.

Make the jump for the latest batch processing results.

We received a couple of bits bits over the past week from Agent 001, Brigid22. These proved to be very juicy when plugged into the algorithms that make the HWRG2000 work. As you will see, the smallest bit of information can have a profound effect. You just never know the things NHL GMs are working on while "bandying about" and such.

With out further delay, your Wild rumors, courtesy of the HWRG2000.

Are you kidding me? It could mean something? Everything means something, right? Clearly, this is highly useful information. After clearing out what we shall refer to as the "PCForsberg Error" and transcribing the proper TPS reports, the HWRG2000 gave us some solid leads this time.

From the cookbook:

Dreams are very powerful messages, and this one is no exception:

The "Extra Special Addendum." This was something we could only hope for. It must be the solstice. The HWRG2000 only gives an extra sepcial addendum on very special occasions. Feel privileged, people. You are truly lucky.

While were cleaning up the mess from the burglar, we found a couple of scraps of the Post that had something scribbled on them. These scraps are believed to have been left behind by the burglar. Figuring it was a sign, and wanting to stick it to whoever burgled us, we plugged them into the HWRG2000, and the results were truly amazing. Since we have a couple of big holidays within the next ten days, we decided to simply include them here, since we may not get a chance to visit the HWRG2000 for a bit.

As you can see, the smallest bit of information can lead to amazing finds. Given the solid sourcing of the last two rumors, they garnered even more information. This HWRG2000 is an amazing invention. Once we get the security figured out, this thing is going to be unstoppable.

Once again, thank you to MBennett for his assistance, and for holding me when I had lost my piece peace of mind after the burglary. I though for sure we had lost everything, and he helped me through it. Although, I don't think I was supposed to tell you about the holding. Oh, well.