By Bryan Reynolds -
For those who do not know of what we write, here is the prime example, as found by Mooney:
After the jump, pronunciations fit for your morning laugh. Thanks to Harrison for the original find. This could make for long standing humor.
Not sure if Mikka Kiprusoff has an issue with this pronunciation, but the "o" sounds like an "o," even in Finnish.
Bowerchard. Entire syllables AND letters added in. Classic.
Good to know that if Setoguchi ever wants to go into the drag queen business, it won't take much to find a name.
OK, OK. This one isn't far off, but the way he pronounces it makes me think Zanon could be one of the bad guys in Superman 3.
Awfully funny way to say "Pizza" if you ask me. Seriously, though, unless Marco ends up in a tawdry affair with a celebrity housewife, I don't think this fits.
Cody Almond
Really? I mean... REALLY? How in the hell do you screw up Almond? This one is just plain wrong.
He's not the candyman. Sorry, pal.
Again... this one seems pretty straight forward. Bul-meeer. Bul-meeer. That's going to stick with me.
One of my favorites. Guh. Guh. Try it, sir. Guh. G... not J.
Again, this one really isn't even in need of a pronunciation guide, and yet... wow.
Wade Dubielwicz
OK, OK, so Dubie isn't with the Wild anymore, but this one just HAS to be good, right? I mean, even his dad can't pronounce this name correctly.
What the? This one he gets right? He can't say Cody Almond, but he nails Dubielwicz? Come on now...
OK, We're Done
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