I’m a worn-down Minnesota hockey fan. I’m skeptical of what the NHL might do to the Minnesota faithful next. But looking at the league’s history, it will probably not be good. Why do I think that? Because of all the egregious examples of how the league stuck it to the North Stars and the Wild.
I’m going to start things off with the 1989-90 season. I would argue the next four seasons were the most trying for the hockey faithful of Minnesota. Throughout most of the 80s, the North Stars were, well, bad. By the end of the decade, the owners, George and Gordon Gund, had had enough. They tried to get the league to allow them to move the team to the San Francisco Bay Area.
In a rare instance of not sticking a knife in Minnesota’s hearts, the league said no. However, it wouldn’t last. The Gunds sold the North Stars to a three-man ownership group led by none other than (F***) Norm Green. The league then awarded the Gund brothers an expansion team they placed in San Jose. Then they allowed San Jose to take, steal, and pilfer players from an already bad North Stars team.
Consider that part of the reason that the Gunds wanted to move the North Stars was poor attendance.
This is where I want to break into a Jim Mora impersonation and say, “Attendance? Attendance? You have a bad team that doesn’t show up during games, and you’re talking about attendance?”
Isn’t that on them? The owners? The people who own an NHL team? The premier hockey league on planet Earth? I mean, don’t get me started on rich dudes who think they know how to run a professional hockey franchise. They have people that they can talk to about who a good professional general manager is and hire him, right?
The GM then puts together a professional hockey operations department that runs the arena and events and marketing and scouting, right? Who advises the GM on who they think would be good, great, awesome, or even franchise-caliber players they should draft, right? Professional coaches and trainers then train the players to make them into the best versions of themselves that go on and contribute to the team’s success, right?
Was there anything in there about any responsibility on the fans to have to buy tickets? No.
If the owners would’ve put a better product on the ice, we’ve proven we would’ve come. Everyone could tell ownership wasn’t trying to build a winning team. Anything resembling an average team with potential, and we’ll come watch the kids play. But to blame the fans for their incompetence? Please, spare me that rich dude talk.
In May 1991, the hockey hotbed of North America that is San Jose had selected 24 players from the NHL, IHL, and minor league and college clubs from the North Stars in the dispersal draft. Then there was the expansion draft, where San Jose and Minnesota got to pick an unprotected player off of the remaining 20 teams in the NHL. Our crowning achievement? Taking Guy Lafleur with the last pick… who ended up retiring before playing a second for us. Not exactly the Vegas Golden Knights setup.
Still, credit where credit is due. The 1990-91 team took fans on a glorious trip to the Stanley Cup Finals. They lost to the Mario Lemieux-led Pittsburgh Penguins in six, but it was a fun season.
But the North Stars followed the 1990-91 season with two more losing seasons. Then, as if it couldn’t get any worse, you guessed it, Norm Green decided that he also wanted to move his team to California. Anaheim, to be precise. A Disney movie that, ironically, follows a kids team in none other than good old Minneapolis, Minnesota, made the next hockey hotbed famous.
What were his reasons? He couldn’t get a new stadium deal with either Minneapolis or St. Paul. Green couldn’t get a deal done to move to Target Center for the stupidest reason. The North Stars had a deal with Pepsi, and Target Center had a deal with Coke. The North Stars were another casualty as the Cola Wars struck again. His wife found out he had been harassing someone and told ol’ Norman to move to Texas, or her lawyers would get involved, and he’d lose everything in a divorce.
And his last excuse?
Wait for it…
Can you guess it?
Attendance…sigh… Yep, it was our fault all along, Minnesota faithful.
So, the puck dropped after the 1992-93 season, and the North Stars left Minnesota. Who knew how long, if ever, we would get to cheer for our team? We all mourned in our own way. Some of us still followed the league just because of our love of the game, others I’m sure chose a new NHL team to root for. Some chose college hockey to follow more closely. Or other ways, or all of the aforementioned. Regardless, it is a sad time for the Minnesota faithful.
Lastly, and I’m not sure how to actually consider this, the league announced in 1997 that they would be expanding from 26 teams to 30. Minnesota would be one of the four new teams joining the league! OMG! A good thing! WOOT!
The first two teams came in separate seasons. First, Nashville, and then, Atlanta. Their rosters were completely protected from the expansion draft, understandably. The Wild came in along with Columbus, and teams could protect 1 goalie, 5 defensemen, and 9 forwards, or 2 goalies, 3 defensemen, and 7 forwards.
By then, the talent available seemed diluted. Was I glad Minnesota had a team again? You bet. Did we get a solid base to start with? Uh, maybe? You tell me.
So, I tried an experiment this past weekend on my 9-year-old granddaughter. I made her a lunch I thought she might like. When she tried it, I could tell that she didn’t like it and barely ate any of it.
I asked her, “Everything ok, sunshine? How does it taste?”
She replied, “I don’t like it, Papa. It just doesn’t taste good.”
“It doesn’t taste good? Well, that’s your fault then.” I said sarcastically.
“My fault? How is it my fault? You made the food!” she protested to me.
“I was just testing you, sweetie. You’re absolutely right. It is my fault.” I replied with pride and proceeded to make her something else that I knew she would like.
Attendance people, Attendance. Even my 9-year-old granddaughter gets it, rich dudes.
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